Winter Carnival: This Time I Mean It | The Awl
so, all the weather hysteria taking place this winter is mainly because global warming is starting to break up consistency in seasons. winter isn’t winter, all the time. when it is winter? people freak the f’ out and make ridiculous graphics and create stupid (albeit hilarious) nicknames.
my favorite part about this graphic is “impassable roads.” in a normal person, that’d tell me to say inside and not go anywhere. for someone like me, i really look forward to driving around in the snow. stupid and fun, all at once. proud pillars of the american conscience.
this one is fun too - reminds me of war games.

