welcome to paradise.
being home is nice.
why do we never have the time to do the things we really want to do?
the middle of our country should grow some tits. it’s way too flat.
i’m thinking of stopping my drinking & drug habits when i return to school.
gotta get rid of the keg.
basing a college on calvinism creates the anti-college: glorified high school.
weezer. february. east rutherford, nj. should i stay or should i go?
i have this fhm calendar on my wall, some of the days in january are colored red, as opposed to the majority that are black. alas, i don’t know what the red numbers stand for.
sex complicates things. this is obvious. why do we want it so?
in 20 years i want someone like myself quoting me in their pretentious aim profile.
no one has ever made me a mix tape.
just when you thought you were ahead, you’re behind.
there just isn’t enough of me to go around.
these things. i’m done.

